Why Poker Players Make Great Lovers
October 01, 2006 -
Poker Players make great lovers! Our team of investigatory journalists* has spent several months under the covers - oops! we meant undercover - with a slew of poker players. They've given us multiple reasons why poker players make great lovers. We had a hard time picking just ten, but - being the troopers that we are - we did.
So, without further adieu - here are 10 Reasons Why Poker Players Make Great Lovers:
10. They're stacked!
9. They can bluff a terrific orgasm!
8. Some of them are very loose!
7. Most know their way around 'the felt'!
6. They can handle big piles of chips!
5. Any player who knows the flip & twirl chip trick has to be pretty good with their fingers!
4. A poker face is so much better than that I'm-about-to-Release-Face most people make!
3. When a poker player is online, they're usually just playing poker!
2. They can go for hours and hours without stopping!
And the number #1 reason why poker players make great lovers:
1. They're not afraid to go all-in all the time!
* Note: The term 'investigatory journalist comes to us from Derek Zoolander, one of our favorite movie characters of all time. Here's what Derek has to say about 'investigatory journalists' like us:
Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
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